shawn neo sent me this. (: the first time i talked to him was the 4th or 5th day of the trip, i think (: he imitated the whole mr brown thing and i recorded it. its frikking awesome! i'll post it someday (:

this is the persistently non political podcast from the mr brown show. In todays episode, Jeff Lopez, the man and his ideas, goes for lunch.

hello uncle...err...

jiak see me?

er... u have noodles?

Of course got noodle lar, I am the bak chor mee stall!!!

Ok very well. er one bar chor mee pls. mee pok tar, mai hiam.

mee pok tar, dry ar, dun wan chilli ar,

yes

anything else?

er...no thank you.

k.

nah, mee pok tar mai hiam

er...thank you. er...wait wait hang on, this has tur kwa in it.

ya lar, is got tur kwa liver one wad.

but I said I didn't want tur kwa

no u didn't
yes I did
no u didn't
yes I did
no u didn't
yes I did

No you didn't and I can prove it to you ar…

very well, prove it…

ar ok. u come over here. I show you the cctv camera of my stall

what?

nah, u see? u point to the mee pok, then u say dry, then u point to the chilli, then you shake ur head. u nvr say u dun wan to have the tur kwa!

oh ok. how much is this then?

can see or not huh? can see that you nbvr say dun wan tur kwa? uh? uh uh?

its ok I really dun wan to pursue the matter. how much is my bak chor mee?

u agree or not? that u never say dun wan tur kwa? yan u tell me y u say u tell me u dun wan tur kwa when u didn't arh?

look can we move along now and let me eat?

no no no. u explain to me first.

explain wad?

explain y u say u tell me u dun wan tur kwa when u din say u dun wan tur kwa.

what the? ok ok im sorry ok?

sorry not enuf. u must explain y

explain y wad?

explain y u say u tell me u dun wan tur kwa when u din say u dun wan tur kwa.

k fine. im sorry ok. pls accept my sincere apologies if my actions caused distressed or confusion to you, the bak chor me man. look its onli a few pieces of liver. lets move on.

move on? move on ur see lang tao ar move on. my shop always here, ok? but sorry also must explain.

very well, I am so sorry, I as so sorry that I'd confused you…

sorry also must explain…

the mr brown show and the persistently non political podcast is brought to you by mr brown.com and miyagi. sg with or w/o chilli. thank you.

hahaha.. btw i linked a new friend. ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ yayness. -beams- haha -hyperventilates- >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< raaaawwwwrr.