words fail me.

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let me start by saying, a day out with siyi is never sane.

haha i don't know how we are going to survive in the days we shall work together for Chinese PT.

first, we went school library, and siyi was in PE shorts. so i eyed her up and down and demanded. "how you go in like that? you explain, explain why you wear like that when we are going to sch libary you explain nono sorry no use must explain."

then she whipped out this culottes. "XL size one," she told me seriously.

haha, when she put it on. i literally pointed at her and laughed outside the library for 5 minutes. she looked so damn funny la! the culottes so baggy.. i shouldve taken a photo so i could share =____=

so siyi had to grab my sleeve and drag me into the library so we could get on with our lives. library again.. omg. haha i was trying my best not to laugh ok!

aiya but siyi's just too funny.

later we sat in one corner of the library. (couldnt help it, that's where the school places all the chinese books haha) then we found the I Not Stupid comic and decided to flip through it. the first page we opened to, we laughed at it for another 7 minutes. and we flipped more, and laughed more.

had a stomachache from too much I Not Stupid. We grabbed a few more chinese books, i took some web design stuff, and we check them out. The librarian was giving me these looks of disdain, as always, just because i used my IC instead of an ez-link.

So we zao from school.

We these two retards...were checking up Zhixin's bus guide. Haha thanks zhixin it really came in handy. But not like Siyi was making good use of it. She.. nvm i shall not say.

We reached Taka in one whole piece, thank you very much. Was supposed to go library, but Siyi wanted food. So in the process of getting to MOS, Siyi got distracted by this U2 shop.

Poor thing, U2 had something against her. The moment she goes in the sensors at the entrance beep loudly. But when i go in its ok. So i tell her to come in. Then she tries another way in and that sensor beeps too. Well every sensor by which she tries to enter beeps. And they beep at varying pitches they almost made up a song. Haha so i was standing in U2, laughing at her.

Siyi got so pissed that she refused to go in anymore. So i had to go after her, laughing.

"U2 ni gei wo ji zhu.." then she stalk off without waiting.

Binged at MOS burger, while reading I Not Stupid together. So we took a considerable amount of time. We were laughing, of course, and sitting near the counter too. So everyone just stared.

Aiya. Library @ Orchard. In the chinese section in school lib there were like many instances whereby Siyi takes out a book and i go "Oh i have that one!", then did i realise i actually have quite a few chinese books. After Siyi took out the Lee Kuan Yew Autobiography and i went "Oh i have that too!", she said we might as well ditch the place and crash my house for books.

=____= We were saying we needed something like dramatic, so it'll be easy presentation.. Just act it out.

"Eh this one looks dramatic!" she pulls out a book excitedly.
Then it read "Creative Packaging"

HAHAHA JACK.

We gave up searching for nice novels, and decided Ge Dou Tian Wang and other 5566 story books would be nice. The catalogue i picked was faulty so we waited 15 minutes for someone else's computer. Then we spent another 20 minutes going back and forth the catalogue, finally picking out Ge Dou.

Then after we tried to check the books out, the computer screen in front of me flash "Loan quota reached"

O.O i turned around, and Siyi looked at me. "Mine also leh! O.O"

Noooo.. i called my mum on phone.

"MA! You all didn't return the books?"

"Hmm? No arh its still in the car boot."

"...What!" Librarian comes and tells me off. Runs out.

"Ya.. Why?"

"T_T"

after i finally hung up, i returned to Siyi and we stoned around the area for a while.

"how?"

"dunno leh."

aiya self jack.

T_T all that time for nothing....

nvm loh, we went Kino. then we supposed to look for Jimmy but went to look for Ge Dou instead, and spent maybe 40 minutes there gushing over Xie Zhi's newest book, and also Joshua & Shawn's book. Siyi whipped out her phone and started snapping the Xie Zhi book cover. hahaha.. then she ripped off the price tag cause it was covering his face.

So after we managed to pull ourselves away from Xie Zhi we went to look for Jimmy Liao's works. Pounced on the catalogue, but when i typed enter the screen showed this wide array of jap characters.

Excuse me? fiddled with the thing and finally got Chinese.

But it wasn't useful anyway. We went through like 10 shelves because of the catalogue's wrong directions, but didnt find what we wanted anyway.

We returned to the catalogue and started typing specific names of Jimmy's books. Then the thing is not very user-friendly, so we accidentally erased our entry like five times. On the 6th time i wanted to re-enter, Siyi reached over me and pointed.

Right next to the catalogue was a Jimmy Liao Book Display. Then we started laughing, and laughing. Omg so retarded. Then we looked a bit further, and realised that the whole shelf of Jimmy stuff are actually less than a metre away.

We spent 10 minutes in front of the shelf laughing.

Haha cock-eyed retards.. can't stand it.

There was this book, Jimmy's. I took it off the shelf, read the title, and burst out laughing. Let me try and google it...

Haha ok unsuccessful. Anyway its called "Wo De Xin Zhong Mei Tian Kai Yi Duo Hua", and the cover image is this guy in a plain costume lying down on the ground with this gigantic flower bursting out from his chest and looming over him.

Its hilarious, and from Siyi's laughter i could tell she agreed.

"Ting Ji Mi Chang Ge... Eh you want to listen anot?" Siyi held this squarish looking thing.

"O.O WHAT JIMMY HAS AN ALBUM?"

then she started laughing again.

laugh laugh laugh laugh.. it turned out to be a book.
the two retards finally decided to call it a day... and go home empty handed. =.=

its really quite hard to decide... in the end we just learnt that we have to read quite a few books before we can decide. how? i want to read Ge Dou ): haha..

Aiya.. my Jimmy books: i only have two. The Graceful Solitude, and the Happiness one.
I liked them both, but the second one is missing..... T_T i think i lent someone...

always like tht one, nobody likes to return the stuff they borrow from me =.=

aiya whatever la. zao from Kino, then wanted the toilet badly. Siyi was like "cannot must have Zi Zhi Li, must Ren..."

i stared at her incredulously. "HOW TO REN. THIS KIND OF THING."

"Can one what!"

a few moments later, she said "Eh actually i also need the toilet..."

"NO MUST HAVE ZI ZHI LI. YOU SAY ONE. YOU STAY OUTSIDE I GO IN."

"uhh no! i mean for you! so you cannot go."

=.=

we quabbled all the way as we went two levels to look for toilet, then rush to get to toilet before each other.

retarded :D

finally, on way to mrt, i whipped out my cam. "LETS TAKE PICS!"

she stare at me. 0.0 "YOU HAD CAM. THEN WHY JUST NOW DONT HELP ME TAKE XIEZHI."

hahaha.. oops? look up. "i forgot! >.<" haha so nvm. we started camwhoring right in the middle of taka. yeah taka, you know where LOADSA ppl walk past? yeah. just look, man. siyi was chao excited. "OK LETS TAKE WITH THIS FLOWER POT", she said. i stared at her. "WHY FLOWER POT!" "YOU SAY TAKE PICTURE MAH TAKE WITH THIS FLOWER POT LOH!" T_T what could i say to that?