Came back from tuition. I decided that those stuff at Lifeleash shall not go wasted. :) i'll repost 'em.

This has been around in forwards for veerry long.

The Ten Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are asleep.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not take drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer and is sooo much cheaper)

3. Thou shall not steal from thy corner shop.
(woolworths have a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not get arrested 4 vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger better effect)

5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
(grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not help old ladies across the road.
(just leave them in the middle)

7. Thou shall not strip in class.
(hookers pay more)

8. Thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)

9. Thou shall not skip class.
(take the whole day off)

10. Thou shall not think about sex.
(like nike says "just do it")

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

And after a teen's commandments, we have the working class's..


Ten Commandments for Working Hard

1. Never walk without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy.
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work"
to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you "will" get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching
yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Leave the office late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss
is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 935pm, 705am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8. Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9. Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10. MOST IMPORTANT
Do not forward this to your boss by mistake.

anyway, today's new links (quite a few of 'em, can be seen over there >> )
blogs cheeyang, video hustle, todolist blog, MIGHTY illusions, games(interesting)
most of these can be found on blogger's sidebar.

sites flirtomatic, last fm, south park

friends vic, chen, athena

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ima go mug phys.